Ok, the way that this game works, is that one peson makes a wish, and then the next person grants that wish, but makes the wisher feel real sorry for making that wish. Next, the granter posts a wish that they want to come true!

It works like this:

Person one
I wish that I was the most popular person in the world!


Person Two
Granted, but you become so poular that you end up going crazy like Brittney Spears, relulting in your almost guaranteed suicide where you will spend the end of your days burning in a pit of fiery doom.

I wish that I was nice!

So, you see? It can get quite hilarious!

So, I will start!


I wish that I had the power to stop global warming.

GRANTED but your plane crashes in Sicily leaving you crippledand you are then held up by the Italien mob!

I wish I could play the Guitar better.

...dude, I would love to be stuck in Italy and meet a mob.

Granted, but it poops everywhere and claws you while you sleep.

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I wish I didn't have to go to work today.

Granted, but you lose your job and then your home and you end up as a bum on the streets and everyone avoids you 'cause you smell.

I wish that I had a bagel.

GRANTED | but the bagel is poisonous and it kills you.
I WISH THAT ANDREW'S HISTORY WILL REVEAL ITSELF.

GRANTED, but then it turns out to be totally crazy mental and quite suckish and you feel the guilt for putting such a cute kid through such agony.

I WISH i had boys throwing themselves at me. xDD

i wish,
that i had my own apartment

Granted, but the roof leaks, it smells of dog poo, and there's no wi-fi or cable. Oh, and muggings happen in the alley behind it on a regular basis. Sorry.

I wish I had a better job than I do now.

GRANTED, but then you teleport to Antarctica and then the teleporter breaks and you have to live with the penguins and then you turn into an ice cube and you bob about in the sea forever, alone.

I WISH that I could go for a really long run right now.

Granted, but then you'd get hit by a car. Whoops. (;

I wish I could fall asleep.

I wish
that my posts dramatically improve!

GRANTED | but then no one wants to thread with you because they'd feel bad about themselves.
I WISH THAT M Y LUNCH WOULD COOK ITSELF.

Granted, but i don't think your lunch would appreciate cooking itself and would run away!

I wish... that I had something to do

Granted, but you have to clean the entire house top to bottom, pull weeds in the backyard, and clean up your neighbor's dog poop.

I wish I wouldn't be sick anymore!

Granted but then everyone around you is sick and you have to look after all of them by yourself.

I wish I could write some new threads.

Granted, but no one replies and it makes you sad. :(

I wish I could stop coughing up crap. :[

Granted, but you start coughing up vomit instead. xDD

I wish I had something YUMMY to eat.

i wish,
i didn't need glasses/contacts

Granted, but you're completley blind instead.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

i wish,
i had some ramen soup <3

Granted, but you see a hobo sitting on the street and feel bad, but don't give it to him. He later mugs you, stealing the ramen and all of your money.


I wish I had a nicer car.

Granted but then you crash it and it's a write off.

I wish I had a cheese burger.