So I saw the new Spam thread title from the home page and I was like, cool a new game, lets check it out. I don't usually play the games myself but I do love reading them for a good laugh, and I was sad that it was just Spam, so I decided to make a game out of it.

It is called Doctor, Doctor THE GAME...as the title says...>.<

Easy to play, and hopefully people don't post real things and expect a real answer because this is how you play it. First off, someone (which will be me), posts a silly or real problem that a person would go to a doctor to tell so they can see what they can do about it. Then the next person to post writes an even sillier solution to the problem. Once they have thought up the solution, they would become the new patient, thinking up something to go to a doctor for themselves.

Example.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor! My nose, it just wont stop bleeding, I've had nose bleeds since I was a kid, and now I just can't get it to stop!

Doctor: We have lots of children with that problem! So I would suggest you would take your finger out of there first and stop picking your nose all the time!

End Example.

Oh god, I know that was lame, but it was the perfect example, so lets see how this goes and hope it doesn't get too gross or sad. And For the love of Mike keep it PG 13 please. LET'S PLAY!





Doctor, Doctor! I was out with some friends last night and I stepped in some glass, but I didn't realize it until this morning! What should I do now?