Title: QUOTES!
Description: For those hilarious OOC moments!
Description: For those hilarious OOC moments!
Evan Demetrius - January 26, 2010 04:44 AM (GMT)
If anything strikes you as interesting, or funny IRL or over IM, post it here!
This should be all OOC! The old one was moved to the "General Character" Forum!
This should be all OOC! The old one was moved to the "General Character" Forum!
Tycho Brynhild - January 27, 2010 02:05 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ( John and I talking about how no one goes through puberty in the HP universe) |
anorakissime: JK Rowling: YOU ARE BUSY SAVING THE WORLD NO WET DREAMS FOR YOU guyfawkesfire: Harry: GAH OKAY I'M SORRY I'LL PUT THE PICTURE OF FLEUR AWAY |
Ivory Vein - February 2, 2010 02:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Tiffay and myself in IM) |
Tiff says: HOLY CRAP COCO O___O WILL YOU HAVE MY BABIES coco is happeh <3 says: you just made me lol xDDD |
Evan Demetrius - February 3, 2010 04:15 PM (GMT)
JAY and KAELA in an IM convo.
- (11:10:20 AM) Jordan!: When's that happening? Not at the dance, apparently
(11:10:28 AM) Jordan!: because Ivory is going with Coco.
(11:10:33 AM) Jordan!: *Jonah
(11:10:35 AM) Jordan!: LMFAO
(11:11:13 AM) Kaela!: LOL
Nocturnius Riddle - February 9, 2010 07:44 PM (GMT)
Hopefully not out of line this time...
(me talking with my husband)
Husband: Hang on, I've got one more person I've got to call. *starts dialing on phone*
Me: Who're you gonna call? *thinks that statement over; quickly* ...and do NOT say the Ghostbusters.
Husband: *starts laughing*
(me talking with my husband)
Husband: Hang on, I've got one more person I've got to call. *starts dialing on phone*
Me: Who're you gonna call? *thinks that statement over; quickly* ...and do NOT say the Ghostbusters.
Husband: *starts laughing*
Ivory Vein - February 19, 2010 04:06 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE ( coco and jayface in IM) |
jayy! says: haha so are you using the old "i'm working on homework" excuse to stay on the computer, while secretly using msn and stalking WR? coco is stressizzled. yes. says: >.> what on earth are you talking about? <.< jayy! says: ...it's 11pm. And you're still online. coco is stressizzled. yes. says: i still don't have a clue what you're talking about. NO SIR. >.> i really do have a crapload, though >.> jayy! says: Are your parents allowing you to be on the computer after 10pm because you have homework? coco is stressizzled. yes. says: yes. >.> i need to type essays jayy! says: so, you're using msn and stalking WR, right? coco is stressizzled. yes. says: >.> <.< well duh. jayy! says: Okay, now read what I said. coco is stressizzled. yes. says: AS WELL AS TYPING. ...what you said where? O.o ...jayface, i got what you were saying the whole time xD jayy! says: LMFAO I HATE YOU. <3 |
Jayface fails a lot. As we all know. <3
Adeline Beauport - February 21, 2010 02:50 AM (GMT)
| CODE |
| TV; commercial for Finn and Jake coming in April: WHAT THE CABAGE FINN?! |
just thought the whole, what the cabage thing was so stupid it was hilarious
Andrew Lenski - March 7, 2010 04:45 PM (GMT)
LILY and MIMI on Caspian -
( but don't take this seriously?! )
( but don't take this seriously?! )
| QUOTE |
| [11:39] lily: sometimes he gets pissed off at really little things [11:39] lily: then he turns into one of those death eater types [11:39] lily: he's like a really awkward combination of fleur and umbridge [11:39] lily: if that makes sense. [11:39] mimi: but a man. [11:39] lily: and pretty. yes. [11:39] lily: -thinks- [11:39] mimi: well, fleur is pretty. [11:39] lily: that's not a very nice picture. [11:40] lily: i just imagined fleur as a toad. [11:40] mimi: PFGT |
Amaya Beaumont - March 21, 2010 05:56 PM (GMT)
Fishcakes are hip and rad and totally cool.
Seth Selstrom - March 23, 2010 07:04 PM (GMT)
Thanks Lily. I just choked on my soda.
| QUOTE |
| So the racial make up of my old school went kinda like this. There's the mexicans. The Mormons. The other white kids that aren't Mormon. Blacks. Asians. And then everything else. |
That was from the new library aid. I just like how Mormons are their own race now :P
Callisto Verity - March 26, 2010 03:25 PM (GMT)
"Because everybody knows Harry Potter is Saddam Hussein!" -an IRL friend of mine
Nocturnius Riddle - March 27, 2010 07:12 PM (GMT)
Mom: "We rented New Moon... that was bad."
Me: "Um, yeah, I could have told you that."
Mom: "You did. But it was bad."
Mom: "What's the one game... caaaaarr..... c.... hm.... Car Thief?"
Me: "...Grand Theft Auto."
Mom: "That's it!"
Oh, mom. <3
Me: "Um, yeah, I could have told you that."
Mom: "You did. But it was bad."
Mom: "What's the one game... caaaaarr..... c.... hm.... Car Thief?"
Me: "...Grand Theft Auto."
Mom: "That's it!"
Oh, mom. <3
Mercedes Bovier - March 28, 2010 03:57 AM (GMT)
- NOTE: LANGUAGE LOVLIES.
this is the funniest thing ever.
SHANNON: look at the cute birdies! eating that flower.
EBBS: ... er shannon...
SHANNON: come here little birdies!
EBBS: shannon, they're attacking that possum.
SHANNON: BLOODY F**KERS.
and... she's an idiot...
SHANNON: see you later nerd, i'm going to the library.
AND THEN...
EBBS: chayce and caspian can have a hairspray party.
Nocturnius Riddle - March 30, 2010 01:13 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| You two don't watch enough Forensic Files. They use cakes like that as evidence when your ex turns up dead. That delicious tier of red velvet may land you the death penalty. True facts. |
Talking to my (twice-married) sisters about divorce cakes depicting the (bloody) death of ex-spouses.
Mercedes Bovier - May 1, 2010 12:04 AM (GMT)
- GLEE QUOTE TIME.
RACHEL: stay back, i carry a rape whistle.
JESSE: it's just me...
I THOUGHT IT WAS AMUSING 8D
Alice Winter - May 8, 2010 11:46 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| Alice Winter: Alcohol is the devil's pee! I'm not gonna drink period. I'm not talking about drinking vaginal blood, though I won't drink that either. I mean...ah, screw it. x] Alex Ross: What is wrong with drinking the devils vaginal pee blood? |
I don't even know. xP
Alex Ross - May 8, 2010 11:55 PM (GMT)
XD
You are tarnishing my name!
You are tarnishing my name!
Taylor Aven - June 3, 2010 04:49 AM (GMT)
This just happened... But I really feel like it needs to be here NOW.:
Sari: "So.... it's a little grosss that Taylor drinks his scotch over eyes."
Linnea: "XD things you never know about your Hufflepuff prefect: 1. He's a cannibal."
Morgan: “You two just made my night.”
Linnea: “always glad to help figure out your character's skeletons in their closets~ any plotting you want to do with your newfound secret? XD”
Morgan: “Buwahahahahhaha… *cough* I mean, no!”
Sari: “I was tempted to jokingly reply to the post with Nox responding to the eyes. xDDDD And then go back and change it after Morgan read my post and went WTF?!?!?!!!”
Sari: “’Nox eyed the tumbler full of optics uncomfortably.’ Bahahaha. /is so awful.”
Morgan: “LOL.”
Linnea: “WHY DIDN’T YOU? That would have been too hilarious!”
Sari: “ I was just afraid Id get a "what the HECK are you SMOKING, Sari?!" cx;;;”
Linnea: “Just about one of the best threads ever.”
Sari: "So.... it's a little grosss that Taylor drinks his scotch over eyes."
Linnea: "XD things you never know about your Hufflepuff prefect: 1. He's a cannibal."
Morgan: “You two just made my night.”
Linnea: “always glad to help figure out your character's skeletons in their closets~ any plotting you want to do with your newfound secret? XD”
Morgan: “Buwahahahahhaha… *cough* I mean, no!”
Sari: “I was tempted to jokingly reply to the post with Nox responding to the eyes. xDDDD And then go back and change it after Morgan read my post and went WTF?!?!?!!!”
Sari: “’Nox eyed the tumbler full of optics uncomfortably.’ Bahahaha. /is so awful.”
Morgan: “LOL.”
Linnea: “WHY DIDN’T YOU? That would have been too hilarious!”
Sari: “ I was just afraid Id get a "what the HECK are you SMOKING, Sari?!" cx;;;”
Linnea: “Just about one of the best threads ever.”
Sophia Stark - June 23, 2010 07:17 PM (GMT)
Jay ! Ew. I just sneezed.
Jay ! And covered my laptop.
Jay ! Nice.
Kaela ! eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Jay ! MY SCREEN IS RAINBOWWWWW
Jay ! -wipes off-
Jay ! And covered my laptop.
Jay ! Nice.
Kaela ! eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
Jay ! MY SCREEN IS RAINBOWWWWW
Jay ! -wipes off-
Nocturnius Riddle - July 6, 2010 03:51 AM (GMT)
[watching a movie]
Husband: There's a kicker at the end here.
Me: There's a kicker? ... IS IT FREAKING GARY BUSEY AGAIN?!
Husband: NO, it isn't Gary Busey!
Husband: There's a kicker at the end here.
Me: There's a kicker? ... IS IT FREAKING GARY BUSEY AGAIN?!
Husband: NO, it isn't Gary Busey!
Amaya Beaumont - July 7, 2010 01:41 AM (GMT)
- lily says:
i told jay that if i lived in canadian, we'd totally hang out every day
and be geeky
and awesome
`.// another moment into your gravity says:
ALL DAY EVERYDAY.
hehehe, you live in a canadian? :3
lily says:
oh wow
if i were a candadian
`.// another moment into your gravity says:
candadian.
omg, your typos <3
lily says:
ARGHHH
Cadan Jenkins - July 7, 2010 02:15 AM (GMT)
Linnea: so when i wrote the last post about the cartoon and tam w/o pants, i kept picturing him in funny boxers with bottles of pumpkin juice on them XDDD
Mimi: PFFFT HE TOTATLLY HAS THOSE.
Mimi: WHICH REMINDS ME
Linnea: YUS
Linnea: I KNEW IT
Mimi: THEY SELL BOXERS WITH MARIJUANA LEAVES HERE.
Mimi: (tamhasapairnexttothepumpkinjuiceones.:-D)
Linnea:XDDD
Linnea:PUT THOSE IN A THREAD SOMEWHERE
Linnea:ANYWHERE
Linnea:PLEASE
Mimi: PFFFT HE TOTATLLY HAS THOSE.
Mimi: WHICH REMINDS ME
Linnea: YUS
Linnea: I KNEW IT
Mimi: THEY SELL BOXERS WITH MARIJUANA LEAVES HERE.
Mimi: (tamhasapairnexttothepumpkinjuiceones.:-D)
Linnea:XDDD
Linnea:PUT THOSE IN A THREAD SOMEWHERE
Linnea:ANYWHERE
Linnea:PLEASE
Andrew Lenski - July 7, 2010 04:30 AM (GMT)
- [00:03] jay: Hmm.
[00:08] lily: hmmmm?
[00:09] jay: HMMMM?
[00:25] lily: hmmmm???
[00:25] jay: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM???
[00:25] lily: hmmmMMMmmmMMMMmmmMMM???
Aubrey Shields - July 11, 2010 06:06 PM (GMT)
Unfortunately no quotes of my own, but I found something that really made me laugh.
I'm posting the images now, if this will slow down the board too much I can change it to links.
I'm posting the images now, if this will slow down the board too much I can change it to links.
Olivia Baudelair - July 11, 2010 06:11 PM (GMT)
Taylor Aven - July 14, 2010 05:26 AM (GMT)
"Bekkah WestWhitney Morgan Grubb: YOU'RE SO DAMN PRETTEH ITS IMPOSSIBLE.
YOU'RE LIKE BELLA AS A VAMPIRE.
EXCEPT NOT A WHORE.
♥♥ LOVE YOU."
YOU'RE LIKE BELLA AS A VAMPIRE.
EXCEPT NOT A WHORE.
♥♥ LOVE YOU."
Nocturnius Riddle - July 16, 2010 02:29 AM (GMT)
Kuro: FILLED WITH LEAD TO KNOCK OUT THOSE UNRULY FAMILY TRAITORS!
Panda: NOT THOSE UNRULY FAMILY TRAITORS!
Kuro: >| EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR TRAITORS
Panda: NOT THOSE UNRULY FAMILY TRAITORS!
Kuro: >| EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR TRAITORS