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Title: QUOTES!
Description: For those hilarious IC moments...


Alyssa Hemmingway - August 6, 2008 03:36 AM (GMT)
This is pretty basic. You simply post a quote that you enjoyed. It can be either In Character or Out of Character. I shall go first. (ETA: This should be WR related.)


"TOUCHING MAKES BABIES :D" ~ Tycho Brynchild, OOC on reproduction.

Tycho Brynhild - August 6, 2008 03:41 AM (GMT)
From the fantabulous Quidditch brawl:


"Ladies, please! At least wait until there is some mud involved!" - Evan Demetrius

"Oh, that FUCKING AMERICAN BITCH, Eilidh's mind squalled, only I'm allowed to do that!" - Eilidh Sutherland

Spencer Hines - August 6, 2008 03:48 AM (GMT)
Yuri in the Clash!:

"Yuri sighed in relief and plunked the Puffskein down on the examination table. Pulling out a popsicle stick, he poked it at where he was relatively sure its mouth was. "Say ah...""

There will be more when I find particularly witty things in threads. :D

Donovan Isaacs - August 6, 2008 04:13 AM (GMT)
"Yayyyyyy!!!" Yuri exclaimed, grabbing Vorian soundly by the hands. "Ok, I will be choosing a color! I will choose it now- bright green!" he proceeded to change his hair a color that no hair dye could possibly produce, "No, yellow! Um... how about... fine... I'll be boring and normal. Will you be happy then?"
-Yuri from the thread heaven knows ANYTHING goes

Or just about anything else in that entire thread, minus the first post by Tych.

Blyssenor Wright - August 6, 2008 04:41 AM (GMT)
"Blyss-Secks, not to be confused with Butt-Secks? " - Tycho Brynhild in shoutbox.

So that just made my day.. even if it came with a horrible image. xD

Spencer Hines - August 12, 2008 03:30 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lynn to our new friend Kalydia)
I love how the line "This is Luke, do whatever you want with him" made me imagine a line of Luke Remington blow-up dolls.

Callisto Verity - August 12, 2008 03:44 AM (GMT)
"Male beach volleyball players~ hawt, hawt, hawt.

Fencers are hot too ^_^"
-Delaney Gale from the OOC Olympics thread

Does anyone else see the irony in this? o.O

Tycho Brynhild - August 12, 2008 04:12 AM (GMT)
"Obsessed with Romance: I swear I do not have a Delaney Gale fanclub pass! (Pfft, I made it, why the hell would I need one?)" - Lynn (Amaya Beaumont), in the FOA nominations thread.

Amaya Beaumont - August 12, 2008 05:47 PM (GMT)
LUKE REMINGTON in youSPINmeROUND
    "You're not so bad yourself," he told her, mentally kicking himself. What was it with these compliments towards girls that made him sound like such a manwhore? He was for sure NOT a manwhore, compared to most of the guys at Hogwarts.

LUKE REMINGTON in NOTHING BUT MAMMALS ,
    In one swift movement, he threw it down into his trunk again, slammed the lid shut, and sat on top of the wooden crate, as if he was guarding a huge secret.

LUKE REMINGTON in NOTHING BUT MAMMALS ,
    What really bothered him was not knowing how the Object, as he was now going to refer to it as, got there.

Spencer Hines - August 12, 2008 06:23 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Vorian about Spencer)
8/10 - Awwww...Spencer...he's like a puppy! I want to adopt him and play fetch with him. ::throws stick::

Cloe Carrigen - October 21, 2008 04:47 AM (GMT)
“He doesn’t look so important.” Underneath the portrait read the name Harry James Potter.

- Callisto Verity, Portrait Room with Bixle. xDD

Ace Hunter - October 24, 2008 04:31 PM (GMT)
Me: I think destiny wants me to ride fjordhorses..
A friend: I am Destiny!

Seth Selstrom - December 23, 2008 08:31 PM (GMT)
Lol I love you katie and I miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate and cake and muffins and bagels and pizza and every other food on the planet ")
~Me, from the Hufflepuff Chat Thread


"Well considering this room seems to be linked to my mind and he is intent on driving me mad, I would say no, he can't help us. I'm a little insane and I'm being haunted by my ex fiance. We didn't have the best of parting and now I'm insane and being driven insane....er.... by delusions."
~Seth Selstrom, Something {AsIaN} This Way COmes

Maisie Lamont - December 24, 2008 11:34 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Gunner about Seth and/or Spencer (his fanboys))
... WHY DO I HEAR STING INCESSANTLY IN MY HEAD D: D: D: D:

Cassidy Henderman - December 29, 2008 11:22 PM (GMT)
Magnus Smilov in Ice Ice Baby

QUOTE
"Aresto Momentum was a spell that would stop and object or being from moving for a few moments, giving Magnus time to get away from this annoying red-headed menace and search for a quieter place.

"However he knew getting away would be hard, seeing as he launched the spell at another student into the middle of the Great Hall."


Michelle Enre - December 30, 2008 06:45 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Magnus Smilov in the shoutbox)
To be honest, we'd win a war. But then Tycho would arrest us all and lock us up in his dirty dungeon of displeasure. It has whips and chains...

Cassidy Henderman - December 31, 2008 03:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Amalthea Diotrephes in Arrival of the Goddess)

A couple whistles followed her as she went and a grin spread across her face. It didn't matter where she was, men would still love her, even if they weren't as attractive due to their pasty skin.


I was rolling on the floor after that one.

Sophia Stark - December 31, 2008 03:15 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Wade on Vorian's love life after becoming a pink lady)
Haha. "I'm leaving you." "But why!?" "You're name is written in hot pink."

Cassidy Henderman - January 1, 2009 05:44 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Magnus Smilov in The New Greek Goddess)
It's not just a gumball. It's THE gumball for you, Miss.


QUOTE (My Best Friend LeLe on AIM)
Jingle bells, seniors smell
freshmen all the way!
Sophomores suck, freshmen rock
and juniors are so gay!

Amaya Beaumont - January 1, 2009 06:44 AM (GMT)
DELANEY GALE in WR'S Hot or Not!
QUOTE
-infinity/10

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HEINOUS SHE-DEVIL!!! *twitch* *twitch*
Zomgsh, I swear Delaney's going to have a heartattack.

Tycho Brynhild - January 2, 2009 02:46 AM (GMT)
Renaud Alexiou in WR's Hot or Not:
QUOTE

ZOMGSWOON.

-IN A GROSSLY HIGH-PITCHED & GIRLY VOICE-
"OH, PROFESSOR OCKHAM, YOU'RE SOOOO CUTE!"

Amy Marsden - January 2, 2009 05:47 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (Nicolas Gunner in ``sequins and shine ?!)
However, he admitted to himself, he should have expected it- you shouldn't drink and derive.


That made me laugh. Nerdy humour FTW.

Cassidy Henderman - January 2, 2009 11:25 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Delaney Gale in forget about guns @ forget ammunition)
"Pam Anderson...? Hufflepuff second-year, I think," Delaney shrugged.

Tycho Brynhild - January 3, 2009 01:55 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
“I swear,” he started, in a very matter-of-fact tone of voice, his face grim, “I might commit a particularly gruesome suicide soon if it means never having to taste this again.”

Seth Selstrom - January 24, 2009 06:48 AM (GMT)
QUOTE

This was great, Seth was about to possibly kill Arran, and Landon was thinking about sex.


Possibly the greatest sentence ever.

Evan Demetrius - March 13, 2009 11:45 PM (GMT)
Michelle/Megan in "The Stalker Game"

QUOTE
Link

"WHOOPS! Wrong dorm!"

Arran Ackerman - March 14, 2009 03:51 PM (GMT)
"He pulled her closer, as body heat was much warmer then regular old clothes...not that he's implying he wants to get rid of these regular old clothes. He's perfectly happy with the clothes on."
--Arran, from ` cold and naked by a tree

X3

Amaya Beaumont - July 7, 2009 10:50 PM (GMT)
KATIE (but secretly Cloe) in COME ONE, COME ALL!
    "People can mention it in threads, and do research in the library, and be motivated to play Quidditch better for the elves (?), and even hex teachers or something because they're all anti-authority. HAHA."



Cloe Carrigen - July 21, 2009 11:20 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Sure, he got a thrill from kissing fourth years and all, but Sophia seemed a bit more skilled in this area then they had been, and he was loving every moment of it.


Gross. xD

Wesley Cotter - July 22, 2009 05:50 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
Landon Hastings
Oh dear. I posted. What did I get Landon into?

Arisu Hao
Hell. In the form of a 5'2 Japanese teen. 


Arisu in the Chatbox, on what I got Landon into by joining the Fashion Show thread in the HCR.

Willow Murtagh - July 29, 2009 05:55 PM (GMT)
QUOTE
Mr. Gale, kindly grow a spine and assist Ms. Sutherland


Curtesy of the muggle studies professor...hysterical stuff.

Travis Day - July 31, 2009 05:18 AM (GMT)
When Katie mentioned being responsible in the Shoutbox:

QUOTE
xD pfft. cloe and responsible in the same sentence?

Cloe Carrigen - July 31, 2009 05:59 AM (GMT)
Jax in the Shoutbox.

QUOTE
On second thought, you're asking a bunch of internet RP nerds how to pick up girls. There's something fundamentally wrong with your approach.

Amaya Beaumont - August 16, 2009 05:00 PM (GMT)
DELANEY GALE and EVAN DEMETRIUS in whoever brings the night
    OMGPURELULZ.

Caspian Rousseau - December 30, 2009 06:34 PM (GMT)
ELI/AI in the shoutbox -
(after James just pulled a very
hyper greeting)
    James, you don't need anymore coffee.
I'm sorry, that struck me as insanely funny. ^^;

Donovan Isaacs - December 30, 2009 06:48 PM (GMT)
"Saying your a charming sociopath is like saying you're mute." -Delaney Gale in the chatbox awhile back

Amaya Beaumont - January 9, 2010 10:03 PM (GMT)
JORDAN (Evan Demetrius) in cbox 76
    "When you're done, Jax, can you come help me find our front porch? It's in the snow somewhere..."

Abigail Harrington - January 11, 2010 10:03 AM (GMT)
QUOTE
Eli: We are not cuddling!

me: There are many ways to cuddle.

Eli: I am cuddling in an entirely appropriate way thankyouverymuch!


Part of an IRL convo with me, Eli, and another friend of ours.

Caspian Rousseau - January 12, 2010 10:23 PM (GMT)
JAY, in shane riordan's signature -
    shane has the hots for evan demetrius <3

Amaya Beaumont - January 13, 2010 02:48 AM (GMT)
RAE (Faith de la Cruz) in cbox 76
    "My character's not in love with Crispin! She's 11!"
Too cute.



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