Title: I ran shirtless with a snowman because....
Description: I'm good in bed....
Seth Selstrom - December 23, 2008 01:48 AM (GMT)
First, pick the month you were born in and then write that phrase.
Next, pick the day you were born and put that next.
Then Pick the color shirt you're wearing and write that.
Example:
I ran shirtless with a snow man because I'm good in bed.
1 (Jan) - I hugged
2 (Feb) - I robbed
3 (Mar) - I had sex with
4 (Apr) - I shot
5 (May) - I ran shirtless with
6 (Jun) - I slapped
7 (Jul) -I ran naked with
8 (Aug) -I kissed
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) -I stabbed
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01 - a rock star
02 - a bag of pot
03 - a telytubby
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - the trojan man
07 - a hobo
08 - a whore
09 - bob marley
10 - a gangsta
11 - a toothbrush
12 - a sexy B0YY
13- a crack head
14- a hottie
15- a condom
16 - my "boo"
17 - the cookie monster
18 - a librarian
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a snowman
21 - a spatula
22 - my crush
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!
25 - my boy/girlfriend
26 - a bag of poop
27 - a mop
28 - paris hilton
29 - my hoe
30 - my ex boyfriend
31- a mexican
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because im sexy like that
Black - because i love pot
Pink - because i still love cheese
Turquoise- because i like to snort crack
Brown - because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a cross dresser
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because i have AMAZING breasts
Other - because I'm retarded
Green - because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because i am a mexican
Red - because I am crazy like that
Blue - because im good in bed
Tye dye - because Im a freaking scuba diver
Graphic - because the gummy bears raped me
None - because I have a killer six pack!
Amaya Beaumont - December 23, 2008 01:50 AM (GMT)
HEY, HEY,
I STABBED MY EX-BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I HAVE AMAZING BREASTS.
KAYTHNXBAI!
Colby Walters - December 23, 2008 01:52 AM (GMT)
I smoked with a Mexican because that bum stole my taco!
D:< my taco.
Sophia Stark - December 23, 2008 01:58 AM (GMT)
I stabbed a mop because I am C R A Z Y like that!
Misa Kuran - December 23, 2008 02:00 AM (GMT)
I STABBED MY BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I'M SEXY LIKE THAT.
DUH, says the girl who's never had a boyfriend in her life. >>;; Arran Ackerman - December 23, 2008 02:01 AM (GMT)
xD
I slapped a hobo because I like shoelaces.
Sundari Harmony - December 23, 2008 02:02 AM (GMT)
I SLAPPED mah boo because I love green plants.
Holla.
Cloe Carrigen - December 23, 2008 02:07 AM (GMT)
I kissed Paris Hilton because I'm sexy like that.
xD
Cue Katy Perry.
Seth Selstrom - December 23, 2008 02:08 AM (GMT)
OMG LMAO!!!
That one was good. I'm happy. I started a good one lol.
Michelle Enre - December 23, 2008 02:13 AM (GMT)
I hugged my ex-boyfriend because I'm a freaking scuba diver!
...wait, what? o_O
Cassidy Henderman - January 1, 2009 02:05 AM (GMT)
I shot my boyfriend because the gummy bears raped me.
Tycho Brynhild - January 1, 2009 02:07 AM (GMT)
I shot the one I love because I love green plants!
... poor plants. We shall take them to the woods and set them free!
Amy Marsden - January 1, 2009 02:42 AM (GMT)
I slapped a bag of poop because I still love cheese.
Luke Remington - January 4, 2009 07:54 AM (GMT)
I ran shirtless with Bob Marley because I am sexy like that.
Alyssa Hemmingway - January 4, 2009 08:00 AM (GMT)
I killed a condom because that bum stole my taco.
Amalthea Diotrephes - January 4, 2009 08:31 AM (GMT)
OMG wade.....I think I just broke my laugh. It got used so much it died....
Mina Cordova - January 4, 2009 08:54 AM (GMT)
I ran naked with the cookie monster because I am crazy like that
I guess Sesame Street just got bumped up from TV-Y to TV-MA-S
Ollie Sprinkle - January 4, 2009 08:17 PM (GMT)
I had sex with a homeless guy because I'm crazy like that.
:)
Charisse Mapplebeck - September 6, 2009 07:21 AM (GMT)
I shot a rock star because that bum stole my taco
Seth Selstrom - October 21, 2009 07:56 PM (GMT)
I ran shirtless with a snowman because I'm g a y!
Perpetua Moskala - October 22, 2009 03:23 PM (GMT)
Perpetua: I stabbed a crackhead because I have AMAZA-ZING breasts.
...I changed my shirt because I don't actually like pot. P:
Lucy Winkleman - October 22, 2009 04:37 PM (GMT)
I stabbed a whore because i still love cheese??
I don't like this...I have to keep stabbing whores for mine... :huh: