"Not to worry, the wand chooses the wizard, after all...."
After what seems like an endless list of non-compatible wands, Mr. McDonald places one in your hand, and a tingling sensation runs up your spine. The wand begins emitting multicolored sparks, and you know you've found the one.
"Hmm, yes," Mr. McDonald remarks, " Pear, with a Papyrus inlay. Eleven inches, sturdy, with a core of Erkling Dart and Ghoul Slime
"Pear is very commonly used in instrument-making, and with good reason: Pear wood is very musically inclined, and among the best for the arts. Papyrus tends to be found in the wand of bookwormish students who are almost always highly intelligent."
He bends down to look into your eyes, his own glinting excitedly. "Now, the cores. This is where it gets... cool." He straightens, plucking the wand from your hand, placing it in its box, and beginning to wrap it in brown paper. "Erkling Darts were made for the stage. An Erkling wand is often found in the hands of a wizard with a particular penchant for the limelight, and tends to lend its wielder a natural allure. Erkling wielders are often good at getting what they want, and they have a particular affinity for Hexes and Charms. As for the Ghoul Slime, it lends a moderate boost to Jinxes, and typically denotes a diva, or someone who needs to be the center of attention."
He hands you the package, and, with an earnestly cheery look on his face, holds out his hand. "That comes out to seven Galleons. I hope you and your new wand are very happy together!"
Now that you've got your new wand, here are a few things you can do with it!
- Hex that pesky first year!
- Turn everyone in your dorm a bright purple!
- Register (or RE-register!) in the WAND DIRECTORY!!
- Give me some FEEDBACK about your wand! Were you satisfied?
Things you probably SHOULDN'T do with your new wand:
- Stick it up a troll's nose!
- Clean out your ears!
- Keep it in your back pocket!
- Return it and demand a refund!
Hope you had a Wonderful Wanding Wexperience!